January 24, 2023

The computer language Zoo

With some amusement, I have watched the proliferation of new computer languages over the past several years. There seems to be a new one every month. I sometimes peek at them, just long enough to make a quick evaluation, but in general I am looking for a good excuse to just ignore them.
Here is a list of languages that I find pointless, boring, or uninteresting.

Go (golang). It pretty much looks like some kind of sandboxed C. Perhaps a way to turn mediocre programmers loose with less risk of them getting in trouble.

Rust. Nothing compelling here. Good old C will do the job just as well in every case that I have seen.

Lua. Nothing bad, but nothing good. Pointless when we have Python, Ruby, or even Perl.

Zig. Just another imperative language. Why yet another?

Haven't I missed some?

This isn't the place to argue the merits of languages I do use (and in some cases hate), but this is a place to list languages that I am not even going to bother to look at.
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Tom's Computer Info / tom@mmto.org